Ray Rice, Big Year.

Allow me to pose a question..

Q. What would happen if men put as much effort in their relationships as they did in their fantasy football leagues?
A. We would all have fantastic relationships, that's what.

Unfortunately that's just not the case, is it?  I've tried to understand football, I really have.  But all I have learned is this:

1. Football is the reason I don't have a boyfriend on Sundays.
2. Ray Rice is going to have a big year.

That being said, I have a lovely boyfriend Tuesday through Saturday (and some Mondays).  As for Sundays? Those belong to Mr. Rice.